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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Recording Session from 2007.02.18

Brandon: Yeah i'm gonna lower the strap about a foot to look cool.

Brandon: This is how I'm feeling right now. This is kind of improv, even though I planned this. So, uh, enjoy ladies... and Mike Tran.


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

online chatting...

Mike Tran:
alright back to biochem hw. i went online hoping to find the answers to these q's. failed.
Brandon: but you got answers to your life


Sunday, March 02, 2008

Outrageous

@ New Seoul BBQ Buffet and Boba Loca in Garden Grove

Anon:
She is sooo not of this world.

Anon: She is so plain-looking.

Anon: She's annnnnoying!

Anon: ____ is like a better version of ____.

Eddy: On a scale of 1-10, with me being a 5 and James Baek being a 10, how hot is he?
...
Huami: No you see, for me there's a big stretch between 5 and 10.
Milton: So it's exponential!
Mike: Logarithmic scale!
Milton: But which base?!

Huami: Have you gotten your "rib" back yet?
Mike: It's gotta be done cooking first. Well done.

Milton: It was more of a "passion" show than a "talent" show.

Mike: Why do you think I went to Winter Conference?

Huami: Ribs ribs ribs...
Milton: No, you can't have mine.

Anon: Whooaa! She's like 400 pounds!!

Eddy: (while waiting for Huami and Run) Can we start eating [the kalbi]? ... like an appetizer.

Run: *sips on straw without first taking off the wrapper*

Run: The bathroom smells like cookies.

Eddy: I make more on unemployment than some of my friends, after tax. (To be read: I gross more on unemployment than some of my friends who work.)
Run: You mean I'm funding your continuing education...

Mike: Everything revolves around the "grill."
Milton: It's like the center of the wheel.

Huami: Well... how smart do you want your girlfriend to be?


Monday, January 14, 2008

Surrendering

Anonymous: I have to remember that God is in control. How I'm surrendering now is different from four years ago. Back then, the way I surrendered was being a wuss.


Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Scent

(Because Ezra thinks this should be here...) While Ezra is driving Robbie's (sp?) car w/ Danny, Brian, Daniel, and MikeTran...

Ezra: What's that familiar scent???

Mike: My bad.

(It was a joke. The smell was actually something like a car freshener, new-car-smell, according to Danny.)





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